Dear Brain and Body: Let me take a nap and get some sleep. I was so tired today. I still am.
Dear Golden Spoon: You’re only 1/2 a mile away and you’re still feeling too far for me to walk to.
Dear ABC Family TV Shows (Melissa and Joey and Baby Daddy): Thank you for making me laugh.
Dear San Diego weather: Please stay and get warm. It is summer after all.
Dear Summer: You’re my favorite time of year. I feel lemonade, watermelon, and grilled food coming on.
Dear Christian Grey: We’re all still obsessed with you. It is all we (and by we I mostly mean me) think about.
Dear Hair: Thanks for being super long and healthy. I love it. Keep up the good work.
Dear Little Sister: Thanks for coming back from Idaho. Being unable to text you a million times a day for four days was much more difficult than I would have remembered. (Even if you spent all summer there last year and I managed to survive).